Running time: 101 minutes
Starring: Ice Cube, Samuel L Jackson, Willem Dafoe, Xzbit, Scott Speedman, Peter Strauss
Rating 3 out of 10
The short review would be: Bang, bang, bang . . . bad dialogue . . . bang, bang, bang . . . bad dialogue . . . bang, bang, bang . . . bad dialogue . . . ad nauseam. The end!
For those who require the full autopsy, here's the extended version. If the 2002 original is only marginally ridiculous, then the sequel is positively absurd. The tagline suffix 'The Next Level' is wholly appropriate. XXX 2 takes everything to the next level: the corny dialogue, the impossible stunts, the outlandish plot, the bad computer graphics, the cartoonish acting, the genocidal body count . . . etc. Whether by design or accident XXX 2: The Next Level is so over the top as to be either brilliant or dumb, depending on your point of view.
It has to be assumed it was deliberately this ludicrous as the alternative is too depressing to contemplate. It's simply incomprehensible that Simon Kinberg didn't intentionally set out to write some of the most crass dialogue ever committed to screen. Uttered from the snarling lips of Darius Stone (Ice Cube), lines like "I'm not feeling too patriotic these days" and "I was born looking guilty" only succeed in soliciting a laugh rather than imposing any desired menace.
Either Vin Diesel is prescient or lucky. Which ever, his decision to steer clear of both The Fast And The Furious and XXX sequels have, with hindsight, proven to be a wise one. In his absence, Ice Cube assumes the role of the new, updated Triple X agent, who's "more dangerous" and has "more attitude". The decorated Special Ops soldier Stone has been languishing in military jail for nine years for striking an officer when he is sprung by veteran National Security Agency agent Gibbons (a returning Samuel L. Jackson). The NSA has got wind of a plot to overthrow the U.S. Government involving Secretary of Defense George Deckert (Willem Dafoe) and require the unique skills of Stone to help prevent the first coup d'état in U.S. history.
A plot this bold requires suitably audacious stunts and State of the Union certainly has its share. Whether it's the tank battle on board an aircraft carrier or a souped up car chasing a speeding train, the spectacular action sequences are to be admired for their invention while at the same time derided for their obvious fakeness. The extensive computer graphics look akin to a bad video game.
In one chase sequence, as Stone navigates a tricked out and vertigo-inducing pick-up truck down what appears a cul-de-sac with his pursuers close behind, he assures his fearful passengers, "There's no such thing as a dead end." Maybe not, but after this twaddle, it's hard to see where the XXX franchise goes from here.
For those who require the full autopsy, here's the extended version. If the 2002 original is only marginally ridiculous, then the sequel is positively absurd. The tagline suffix 'The Next Level' is wholly appropriate. XXX 2 takes everything to the next level: the corny dialogue, the impossible stunts, the outlandish plot, the bad computer graphics, the cartoonish acting, the genocidal body count . . . etc. Whether by design or accident XXX 2: The Next Level is so over the top as to be either brilliant or dumb, depending on your point of view.
It has to be assumed it was deliberately this ludicrous as the alternative is too depressing to contemplate. It's simply incomprehensible that Simon Kinberg didn't intentionally set out to write some of the most crass dialogue ever committed to screen. Uttered from the snarling lips of Darius Stone (Ice Cube), lines like "I'm not feeling too patriotic these days" and "I was born looking guilty" only succeed in soliciting a laugh rather than imposing any desired menace.
Either Vin Diesel is prescient or lucky. Which ever, his decision to steer clear of both The Fast And The Furious and XXX sequels have, with hindsight, proven to be a wise one. In his absence, Ice Cube assumes the role of the new, updated Triple X agent, who's "more dangerous" and has "more attitude". The decorated Special Ops soldier Stone has been languishing in military jail for nine years for striking an officer when he is sprung by veteran National Security Agency agent Gibbons (a returning Samuel L. Jackson). The NSA has got wind of a plot to overthrow the U.S. Government involving Secretary of Defense George Deckert (Willem Dafoe) and require the unique skills of Stone to help prevent the first coup d'état in U.S. history.
A plot this bold requires suitably audacious stunts and State of the Union certainly has its share. Whether it's the tank battle on board an aircraft carrier or a souped up car chasing a speeding train, the spectacular action sequences are to be admired for their invention while at the same time derided for their obvious fakeness. The extensive computer graphics look akin to a bad video game.
In one chase sequence, as Stone navigates a tricked out and vertigo-inducing pick-up truck down what appears a cul-de-sac with his pursuers close behind, he assures his fearful passengers, "There's no such thing as a dead end." Maybe not, but after this twaddle, it's hard to see where the XXX franchise goes from here.
