August

Ruin yer count number??? Shock horror!!!!! That'd never do!!!!

Nighty night, my friend. Speak soon!

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Joke of the day.

Little Emily went home from school and told her mum that the boys kept asking her to do cartwheels because she's very good at them.

Mum said, "You should say "No" - they only want to look at your knickers."

Emily said, "I know they do....
that's why I hide them in my bag"!

Lol.

Wakey wakey,
the sun is shinin
the sky is blue
I'm avin a cup o tea
dunno wot else to do.

I've just had a Google & somebody is offering top notch cash for somebod to design & supply a 'Laundry & ironing' App. Good bloomin grief Lol.

Is there an ironing 'App' on Ipud, there must be somewhere. Lol.

Have ya got an Ipud attachment on yer ironing board.

Bloomin women ya can't win.

always got an answer int ya. Lol

I'm watchin TG while eatin battered sausage & pizza, how sad is that.

I'll stick that reminder on me calendar, that's one of those paper thingies & not an Ipud.

lookee wot I found.

http://www.topgear.com/uk/videos/vietnam-pt-1

I'm gonna try & rip em orf the site.

I still haven't managed to watch it all thje way through on DVD yet, I think I'll have to try & find the Vietnam one & the USA one, that was good---"I'll get ma boys" inbred freaks. Lol.