Dull Jack gets CBB bootJack "nice-but-dim" Tweed was the first housemate to be evicted from Celebrity Big Brother live final.
Jade Goody's 19-year-old boyfriend made friends in the house after bossy Jade left, but even coming out of his shell made little impression on the viewers.
The Essex boy left the house hand-in-hand with Danielle Lloyd to a chorus of boos from the crowd, after saying goodbye to the remaining housemates.
Davina started by telling them both it wouldn't be a "normal interview".
Commenting on the alleged racist abuse after being shown a string of TV clips, Jack said: "She (Shilpa) annoyed me at the start but it was nothing about the colour of her skin. By the end of it I liked her."
During his first days in the house, Jack did very little - partly because he was waited on hand and foot by the 'servant' housemates during the Manor task.
The male equivalent of a WAG - who met Jade in a nightclub, where he lied about his age to the reality TV star, pretending he was 22 - spent time posing in the numerous BB mirrors and not much else.
In fact at first the former model only spoke when his bossy bird asked him a question.
Essex-born Jack arrived with Jade meeting a bemused-looking Jermaine, Ken and Shilpa, who were adopted into the bosom of the Goody family.
He soon complained to Jade that he would rather live in the servants quarters because he found Ken, Jermaine and Shilpa "too posh".
As the days wore on, Jack became more and more frustrated with life in the house - in more ways than one.
"Jack tried to have sex with me last night," Jade told Jo and Danielle, giggling: "He tried to put it in my ear."
When Jackiey was the first to be kicked off the show, he comforted Jade in her time of need, and then supported her rows against Shilpa.
But after Jade had left the house, he came out of his shell a bit more and even flirted with WAG Danielle, giving her a late night kiss...
Without his bossy girlfriend, he started enjoying the tasks more too, donning nothing but a thong to make Big Brother laugh and egging his fellow housemates on when they had to lick their way through a giant ice cube.
And he won himself a few fans among the female housemates, who described him as "mature" and a "gentleman" when he helped out around the house.
Jack, who left school aged 16 to work for his electrician father, has said he would love it if Johnny Depp played him in the film of his life.
He might have come out of his shell on Celebrity Big Brother, but Jack probably shouldn't hold his breath...