Buried treasure
We've received a new email from Antony Talbot who was sent a 'scam' request from Mr Bonaventure. Luckily for Mr Bonaventure, he found a large sum of money buried in a box and wants us to help set up a business in the UK.
The money has been moved to Thailand-Bangkok and we've been asked to keep this whole affair very secret, so please don't read the correspondence on these pages...
Mr Bona
Attn Sir:
I am Mr.Bonaventure Gray,from Sierra Leone.me and my partner Mr.John Caley discoverd a huge sum of money in $100.00 dollars note from the former dictor of Liberia Mr.Charles taylor's house when he was on exile in
western african country, the money was buried in a Big hole digged right inside his house,we saw it while on a search at his home. We eventually made our way to thailand-bangkok with this money, When we get here,we deposited the money with a security firm for safe keeping before we can find someone to help us make use of it in investment wise and we want to remain in Bangkok till we get somebody to help us, though we pay the company dumuurages for the safe keeping of our luggage because we didn't let them know the real contents because of security purposes.
If this money is removed from the security firm and be in your custody in your country then we have to plan where to invest but that will depend on your advice since we never go into any business before.,so please try and keep this our secret for us in order to help us build our future. We read that your country are growing rapidly well in the business circle,so we kindly need your trust sir.Do not be borthered because you will be rewarded with some good percentage of the total amount hence you agreed to assist us. Rememebr that full trust will be of more importance
in anything doing on earth today and that was our major reason of contacting you frist and we know also that you will not be a disappointment to us.
Once again,you shall be rewarded wonderfully well if you can run to our rescue,please help us to survive,you don't have anything to loose at last,thank you very much and have a nice day.
Yours,
Mr.Bonaventure Gray.
Our reply
Dear Mr.Bonaventure Gray.
Thanks for your recent email regarding your $100, which isn't a large sum in the UK I'm afraid. However, how I can I be of futher assistance? What could I possibly do to assist you further in your hour of need?
Lord Buster
Mayfair House
London
Mr Bona
Mr.
Lord Buster,
I am seeking for a reliable and capable person who is inclined in any good business that will render me this assistance,therefore if it intrests you to assist me,i will give you some percentages out of the total sum, but before that,your profiles is needed to know about you a little bit thereafter, send me your direct telephone number so that when i call you,we will have more discussions in details and your physical attention is also needed here in Bangkok where i deposited the money with a security firm because
your present matters alot so that after removing the money from the security,it will then be under your custody that is in your private account in your country then we will plan on the type of investment to put in the money.
Please if you are really intrested,there' no need to have fear because this is 100% free risk and gurranteed,the most important for now is for to keep it as a top secret please,let it only be between me and you hence it will help in yeilding a very good result.thank you once again and hoping to hear from you soon,bye.
Regards,
Mr.Bonaventure.
Our reply
Hello again Mr Bonaventure
My telephone number is: +4487121*****
What other details about me do you require?
Regards
Lord Buster
Mr Bona
Lord Buster,
Please can you tell me about your profile so that i will make sure whom i'm about to deal with because you know this is money business,so please let me know your occupation,age and so on,then i will call you later because i am right now in the refugue camp here under UN. Meanwhile,thanks for your contact number and hoping to talk with you on phone soon,have a nice day till i hear from you again.
Still yours sincerly,
Mr.Bona.
Our reply
Dear Mr.Bona.
Here is my profile as requested.
Age: 64
Profession: Lord to the Duchy of Scamalot on Thames
Height: 4ft.5in
Weight: 18st
Hair colour: bald
Marital status: Married with 7 children, two rabbits and an ipod
References: Lady Letterwriter, pa to the chancellor of the house of bods
I trust that this will be enough information to allow us to proceed further, however, should you require additional profile nonsense, I am more than willing to supply it.
Regards and cohabitation
Lord Buster
Mr Bona
Hello Lord Buster,
I really appreciate your last mail and was very impressed about your profile,i thank you very much for that.Now that i'm sure you are capable to handle this proposal,i am suggesting that you have to meet me in Bangkok-Thailand so that you will help me remove the money from it's present location because i cannot do it on my own that is why i need your assistance.
Therefore,may i know the date of your arrival so that i will give a prior information to the security firm that im about to clear my consignment with them.This will not take more than 2- 3 working days for us to finalise everything then,when you go back to your country,we will prepare for me how i can come over there for final settlement and to start up a business.
Thank you once again and hoping for your urgent responce soon,infact i am glad for you my dear friend,have a nice day till then,bye.
Sincerly Yours,
Mr.Bona.
Our reply
Dear Mr Bona
I'm a bit tied up at the moment, my wife, Lady Buster, being into that sort of thing ever since watching a documentary on channel 4 about S and M, however I could send one of my staff with all the relevant documentation?
I was thinking of Nigel in accounts, a nice lad with a wonderful disposition and a slight limp.
Anyway, let me know when you would like him to fly out to Bangkok and I'll make all of the arrangements.
Regards and Interference
Lord Buster
Mr Bona
Hello Lordbuster,
Thanks for your mail.It is you that will tell me when you are coming so that i will informa the security company of your arrival.just let me know in your next reply,Thanks.
Mr.Bona.
Our reply
My dearest Mr Bona
I am preparing Nigel for this arduous journey, into the great unknown, as we speak. Nigel is extremely excited as he has never been north of Watford before, mainly due to the slight limp and also because his Mother refuses to let him stay out past 10pm in the evening.
I'm going to book his flight as soon as possible and as my personal emissary; I trust you will afford him every courtesy that I would expect as a British citizen in a foreign land.
Nigel is a little concerned about the heat, as he does burn quite easily, but hopefully you will supply all the necessary information relating to safety and security in your wonderful country.
I look forward to hearing from you very soon.
Regards and UVfilters
Lord C Buster
Mr Bona
Hello lordbuster,
Just like i said in my last mail to you,tell me when you will send your emmissarry,i will want to know whom the person is,introduce him to me in your next reply and you have to give me some days interval to arrange with the company so that i will know how much dumurrage to pay them before claiming my consigment,then i will let you know how much to make it easy of claiming so that you will get prepared well.
I am waiting to hear from you,have a nice day.
Mr.Bona.
Our reply
Dear Bona
My emissary is ready and waiting. 
